Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
that's an acceptable place to lick
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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