so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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