I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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