I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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