pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My feet surprised me
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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