Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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