We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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