The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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