whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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