question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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