This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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