Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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