You work out of a Hotel?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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