You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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