...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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