doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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