i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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