Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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