last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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