So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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