I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
