problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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