Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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