I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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