Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize