I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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