I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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