Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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