piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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