why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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