i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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