They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Damn victory sex feels great
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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