Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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