Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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