we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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