belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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