Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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