Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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