when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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