We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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