you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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