Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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