Dignity is for republicans.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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