Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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