why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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