Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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