My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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