it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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