I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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