Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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