I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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