and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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