i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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