I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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