The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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